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Wednesday, 13 October 2010 13:00

Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Hallmark Dummy Launcher

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Photo: Daniel Salo

Photo: Daniel Salo

This is my duck gun. There are many others

like it, but this one is mine. It is for training my best friend, my dog. This gun uses blank ammunition to blast a fake duck 50 to 80 yards so the dog can practice retrieving it. It is also a vital tool in workplace warfare. I must use it to shoot my enemy, who peppers me with foam Nerf darts. I will. My Duck Launcher and myself are defenders of my desk, we are the masters of the copy machine, we are the saviors of the mail room. So be it, until there is no enemy but geese. Amen.

Authors: Aaron Rowe

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