Like anyone, we love a good chain saw. They’re loud. They easily slice through massive logs. They’re scary as hell when paired with a leather mask. To think that all this time we were overlooking their fundamental flaw: their non-pocketability. It’s true. You really (really) don’t want to carry one around in your jeans. Well, this significant downside has been fixed by Supreme Products. The company’s supercompact 4-ounce human-powered chain saw consists of a 28-inch rust-resistant steel chain studded with 124 bidirectional teeth. Simply wrap the chain around the object you want to bisect, stick your fingers through the metal loops on either end, move your arms back and forth like you’re flossing King Kong’s molars, and watch the sawdust fly. OK, it doesn’t quite work as well with the mask (the research department still hasn’t stopped laughing), but it’s the perfect thing for getting your desk height juuuuuusst right.