My name is Doogie Horner; I used to be a mess like you until I discovered that life’s most confusing conundrums—cellular division, quantum mechanics, blue jean shopping—can be explained through infographics. (I’ve even written a book on the subject.†) In the following pages, I will demonstrate the technique—despite protests from Condé Nast lawyers that the charts could cause some readers to experience spontaneous information overload (SIO). By the time you finish examining these charts, you will (a) understand the afterlife beliefs of both agnostics and Klingons, (b) know whether you’re an evil twin, (c) possess a new appreciation for alien sex, and (d) possibly forget the name of every person you’ve ever known due to SIO. Good luck!

To use the reader below, first select one of the three flowcharts (“The Afterlife”, “Which Twin Are You?”, “Alien Sex”), then click-drag the box inside the thumbnail to explore the full-size image of the flowchart.

* Due to space limitations, only four things are explained here.

† That book, also titled Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, is out in October. I really hope you buy it—as does my bookie, my trophy wife, and the empty slot in my antique Pez collection that should be holding a Huckle­berry Hound dispenser.

Authors: Eric Horner

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