Multitools generally don’t come with axes—probably because that would be absurd. The only way to make it work would be to combine an ax that’s waaay too small with a multitool that’s waaay too big. So, seriously, Brook & Hunter, what were you thinking with this $50 Mo-Tool monstrosity? In addition to a hammer (!), wire cutter, and can opener, it has a 2-inch-long ax head (and a safety sleeve so you don’t open your femoral artery when you shove it into your pocket). It’ll really come in handy when we’re … um, when we’re repairing doll houses? When we’re clear-cutting bonsai? Oh, Brook & Hunter, we can’t stay mad at you. Look at it—it’s a friggin’ multitool with an ax. Just don’t call it a hatchet.