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Back From the Dead Again: Four of Film's Unkillable Killers

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Photo: Christopher Griffith

The tanklike endurance of the horror movie bad guy was a plot staple long before Scream made it a running joke. As the unmasked killer lies on the floor at the end—having been stabbed, shot, and even speared with an umbrella tip—video store clerk Randy cautions survivors huddling close to the body: “Careful, this is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.” (Spoiler alert: He does.) It’s funny, as they say, because it’s true. Since serial murder became a form of celluloid entertainment—somewhere between 1960?s Peeping Tom and 1978?s Halloween—its busiest bogeymen have shown a talent for regeneration. Whether brushing off a tumble down three flights of stairs or surviving multiple gunshot wounds, unkillable killers always seem to rise for one last “Boo!” Or one more sequel; nothing wakes the dead like the smell of box office returns.

Jason Voorhees

In the first Friday the 13th, Jason just drowns, setting off his mom’s killing spree. But he wasn’t dead dead. Throughout the 12-film slashfest, including celebrity death match Freddy vs. Jason, he survives the most grievous violence to commit more of his own. Injuries: Drowned, machete to shoulder, ax to head, drowned again, covered in toxic waste (and turned into a child), stabbed with a mystical dagger and dragged to hell, blown to pieces, stabbed with a fireplace poker, ejected into space.

Michael Myers

Laurie Strode’s brother in the Halloween series is a study in consistency: He springs up silently—back rod-straight, kitchen knife in hand—to sloooooowwwwly pursue his next victim. Injuries: Knitting needle to neck, coat hanger to eye, shot six times, two-story fall, shot five times, shot in both eyes, blown up, hit by truck, thrown from car, beat with pipe, stabbed with two knives, falls from balcony, thrown through windshield, pinned between ambulance and tree then decapitated with ax, impaled on spikes, stabbed in face and chest.

Freddy Krueger

Slasherdom’s chattiest killer was a comeback artist from the start: Child murderer Krueger was burned alive by Elm Street parents only to resurface in their kids’ dreams. He survived—for nine films, including the definitive-sounding Freddy‘s Dead. Injuries: Sledgehammer to stomach, burned, ignored (if you don’t fear him, he “dies”), splashed with holy water, buried in sacred ground, souls of victims released (tears him apart), pipe bomb in chest, trapped in furnace, decapitated, gloved hand severed, throat slit.

Chucky

Toy Story‘s evil twin, the Child’s Play franchise emphasized humor over horror as the sequels piled up. But that’s not to say that possessed doll Chucky doesn’t have a serious capacity for rebirth. In fact, a Child’s Play reboot has long been rumored to be in the works. Casting suggestion for the lead: dare-ya-to-tickle-me Elmo. Injuries: Burned in fireplace, cuts off own legs to escape being impaled with doll parts, covered in molten plastic and head blown up, face cut off with scythe, shot, chopped up by large fan.

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